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GREYBEARDS -


TAGS: old farts rule cubby
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

jameswnash - August 13, 2010, 8:49 pm
I want to know what bet the guy in the background lost to have THAT haircut
Chompers - August 13, 2010, 1:10 pm
Question for the greybeards? To qualify, do I need to be a certain age, or do I just need a grey beard? because I may already be starting to grey, and need to know if I qualify for greybeard benefits.
Iconoclast - August 13, 2010, 9:46 am
When you get to have a REAL greybeard, they all think that you are distinguished, experienced, interesting. It's pretty good!


RULE #4 -


TAGS: daughter dating father rules
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Bruzilla

thevoiceofpie - March 25, 2013, 10:22 pm
the notches in the chokes is a Browning thing, so i`d guess its a Browning...
dragonjimm - May 11, 2012, 8:19 pm
note the chokes in the end. denotes a quality sporting gun.the guy probably shoots skeet, so running wont help.
GaryO - May 11, 2012, 9:24 am
I agree, spy, but if the ol’ man is anything like I was, he’s got his foot on the lad’s neck, giving it the appearance of a side by side. Either way, it’s a convincing tool. 5L for the memories, Bruzilla. Cheers.
spypengen - May 11, 2012, 8:25 am
side by side configuration looks better than the over under configuration above but 5L anyway
SteveFurlong - May 10, 2012, 8:17 pm
5L for wholehearted approval. I have a pretty daughter. And a 12 gauge.


HOW TO ENJOY A FINE WINE - 1) Open the bottle to allow it to breathe. 2) If it does not look like it's breathing, give it mouth to mouth.




WEARING THE PANTS - I do what i want, how i want and when i want to do it. As long as i ask my wife first.


TAGS: rules wife when what why
Rating: 4.55/5

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house - October 23, 2011, 12:55 am
Oh, I'm here V. Its just I don't have much worth saying ATM.......but be patient, I'll hit my straps again (when she gives me 5 minutes peace!!)
Verdeckt - October 22, 2011, 2:12 am
Speaking of which, where is House? Bwahahaha


HELPING EACH OTHER OUT - any way we can


TAGS: david thorne rules
Rating: 4.89/5

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joshuas193 - February 22, 2013, 4:40 am
This is one of the funniest things ever!! My sides hurt from laughing.
Zreiser - February 17, 2011, 1:44 am
Normally, I skip past extra long posters, but this is AMAZINGLY FUNNY!! This is sooo great, I actually read it to several people.
CoolioIndeed - February 16, 2011, 8:59 pm
Airman, you put too much WIN in this poster, for my sides have split open. 5 Kitty's
autumnspirit - February 16, 2011, 5:56 pm
ROFLMFAO This is the best!
TheOne - February 16, 2011, 4:16 pm
LoF*ckingL!
Zook - August 31, 2010, 5:14 pm
this poster is just epic
Raf82 - August 25, 2010, 1:49 pm
ROFL LMAO Funniest poster ever!
Dangle - August 12, 2010, 9:15 am
BWAHAHAHA 5 lost kitties!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 11, 2010, 11:51 am
AAlso....CCarots AAre GGood for DDigestion
Sean - August 11, 2010, 11:34 am
Welcome to the interwebbernet, RRDD, where your newly overcome ignorance becomes the measure of all things.
Airman - August 11, 2010, 10:44 am
Oh RRay.. tthat is wwhy it ssays David Thorne in tthe ttags.. we all know who he is.
RRaymonDD - August 11, 2010, 4:41 am
For the people that think this was funny, David Thorne, the author of this joke has many more over here: http://27bslash6.com/
Sean - August 10, 2010, 4:45 pm
Wow, I can be such a jerk sometimes, but not this time. Yerrrr welcome! What kinda name is Missy, anyways? No wonder she ran away and won't come back. Hope she hasn't done herself an injury outta sheer nominal dispair.
thatonechick - August 10, 2010, 4:17 pm
That's totally my real phone number, too.
tryal - August 10, 2010, 3:49 pm
anyone called the # yet?
spacedog - August 10, 2010, 3:06 pm
Totally f'ing hilarious Airman. 5L
just me - August 10, 2010, 2:27 pm
WOW that is funny! I have been on both sides of that discussion with people before!
Faceplant31 - August 10, 2010, 2:10 pm
ROR! That is amsome


I'LL HOLD MY BREATH -


TAGS: toddler rules
Rating: 4.83/5

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DonnieBluesky - January 29, 2013, 5:23 pm
If only we could enforce these rules on women. You know, cause some are...unfaithful? Hmm?
Bolverk3778 - September 29, 2012, 1:14 pm
Applies to most adults to especially if they are in 'Business' middle management!!


Guilty By Suspicion -


TAGS: grammer english rules suspect comfort
Rating: 4.88/5

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premiumgrade - March 22, 2015, 11:29 pm
Beautiful, and CLEVER. 5L, for sure.
Greybeard - June 16, 2014, 3:57 am
;) Thank you.
MissPriss - June 16, 2014, 3:51 am
Certinly a 5L repli I'm gonna start usin'. Thanx Gray!
Greybeard - June 15, 2014, 11:21 pm
Thank you :)
chickenlittle - June 15, 2014, 10:13 am
that's hilarious! :D
Greybeard - June 15, 2014, 4:13 am
Thank you :)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 15, 2014, 12:25 am
AWESOME!


THE RULES - Are set up so a man can never win. Which is the way it should be.




GUNFIGHT RULES -


TAGS: gun rules
Rating: 4.68/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - May 11, 2013, 12:10 am
Five stars for the AMT Hardballer.
ICEMAN - May 7, 2011, 1:00 am
Been there... Done that... :
Reality Lord - May 5, 2011, 6:23 pm

yup...that5 about right.


HOW TO WRITE GOOD -


TAGS: poster rules write good
Rating: 4.97/5

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house - July 13, 2011, 5:42 pm
5L V, thats gold
mariand - July 13, 2011, 4:43 pm
hahaha... this is a test? LOL
roostertree - July 12, 2011, 11:32 pm
No OP doesn't mean that. "How to Write Good" is already incorrect (the correct way would be "How to Write Well").
ICEMAN - July 9, 2011, 12:12 am
Don't you mean "How to Write More Gooder"?


THREE RULES OF GETTING OLDER - Never pass a bathroom, don't waste a hard-on and never trust a fart


TAGS: three rules getting older
Rating: 4.65/5

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maoworks2 - April 20, 2012, 12:48 pm
That's For Sure.
Airman - July 22, 2011, 12:56 pm
you may joke, but These are real rules


COPPER THEFT RULE #1 - First, turn off power.


TAGS: copper theft rules
Rating: 4.05/5

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GrimFilth - March 16, 2010, 5:54 pm
mmm crispy bacon
Mr. Nemo - December 22, 2009, 11:44 am
Dinner and a show, how nice.
Derek - December 19, 2009, 4:20 pm
Mein Gott. That's really nasty.


MAHNA MAHNA -


TAGS: muppets rule
Rating: 4.12/5

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RULE 34 -




BRO CODE - ARTICLE 72 A Bro never spell-checks. (we have grammar Nazi's for that)


TAGS: bro spell stupid rules lazy
Rating: 4.19/5

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mariand - November 26, 2011, 2:10 pm
cool


RULE NO 1 -


TAGS: flying rules
Rating: 4.75/5

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ICEMAN - April 20, 2011, 7:58 pm
Not to mention other aircraft.
marlygirl - April 20, 2011, 4:49 pm
Lol-ing!x5


SURVIVORS -


TAGS: life time statistic joke star trek death expendable crew tv show rule red yellow blue shirt
Rating: 2.69/5

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bluewizard - March 14, 2011, 3:58 pm
yup..102%. Regardless, the mistake isnt big enough to change the obvious impat of the real numbers that well over 70% of those in red shirts are going to get vaporized.
Chateaux - July 16, 2009, 9:37 am
Someone did it believe me... visit and enjoy this: http://www.sitelogicmarketing.com/blog/02-analytics-according-to-captain-kirk
culos - July 15, 2009, 8:46 am
Someone needs to get a life! Seriously who has time to add up those percentages????
Jetman - July 15, 2009, 8:40 am
Someone needs to learn math, 102%?


TONIGHT'S SPECIALS -


TAGS: hot pockets jim gaffigan rules
Rating: 3.6/5

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WTFO - October 16, 2009, 11:56 pm
I was listening to that bit this morning on the way to work. *sings* HOT POCKET! 5 lions
Jmac0585 - October 16, 2009, 5:22 pm
search mayor mccheese.
Todd M. - October 16, 2009, 5:19 pm
Anything that has to do with Jim Gaffigan gets 5 Lions imo.


A GOOD BARTENDER -




GUN SHOOTING RULES -


TAGS: rifle rules gun shooting
Rating: 4.63/5

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FatherTyme - June 24, 2011, 9:14 pm
This is my rifle, this is my gun...
Feasibly - May 5, 2011, 9:57 pm
LOL


BOAT RACING - Rule 22.1.c states: In the event of a competitor's boat being disabled, the competitor is able to complete the event on foot.


TAGS: boat racing rules running on water
Rating: 4.53/5

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dootndo2 - October 9, 2011, 11:14 pm
Love it. Hearing Popeye singing his scat music in my head as I watch this. Toot Toot!
Donkasaurus - May 10, 2010, 3:04 pm
Look how fast he's going! He's running so fast the wake behind him is bigger than the other boats!
Faceplant31 - May 10, 2010, 10:00 am
NIce a different approach than the usual hey look Jesus had to pee during a boat race. 5L from me Hal


AIRCRAFT RULES - Somewhere in the top 10... "When landing, it's wheel side down."


TAGS: aircraft rules landing
Rating: 4.82/5

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GySgt1811 - April 21, 2011, 4:32 pm
OK, "G", whatta we up to? 3? Let's make it No. 3.
Greeny - April 21, 2011, 3:26 pm
How about picking a rule number for this one Gunny - I have a feelin' there's more out there...
Sean - April 21, 2011, 2:29 pm
Provided of course that we are talking about a rental.
GySgt1811 - April 21, 2011, 2:03 pm
As far as rules go...I'm sure Airman would agree, any landing you can walk away from is a good landing.
GySgt1811 - April 21, 2011, 2:01 pm
...And the point is?
Master - April 21, 2011, 1:59 pm
This seems to be "a good example of a bad example" of airplane handling. The rule is good, for safety, in real life, but note the beautiful scenery! This is a special Burning Man "art piece"!
Airman - April 21, 2011, 12:50 pm
think of it as a guideline
Sean - April 21, 2011, 12:16 pm
I'm not a pilot -- I don't even play one on TV -- so hum, is this s rule or merely a recommendation?
Airman - April 21, 2011, 12:12 pm
that is a good rule gunny


RED SHIRTS -


TAGS: life time human nature death expendable crew tv show rule star trek
Rating: 3.79/5

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elf25s - May 23, 2017, 8:13 pm
exception to the rule are two toughest red shirts to be on star trek scotty and uhura
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 15, 2013, 4:38 pm
If they're NOT wearing a red shirt, then they are future casualties... crap, I'm wearing a light blue shirt!
prisoner109 - November 12, 2009, 12:07 am
ha, everybody's a crip


DR. STEVE BRULE - For your health!!!




FASTER WOMEN, OLDER WHISKEY - Good rules.


TAGS: rules
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by ughomer

ughomer - January 4, 2013, 4:22 pm
Thank you silver!!
Silverheart - January 4, 2013, 3:14 pm

Love the pic, and the text is really good, too. 5 pin up Lions


LUKE - I am you car


TAGS: together we will rule the road as car and son
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

TheWiceMan - March 31, 2010, 6:08 pm
damit, that "R" just vanished... I promise you it was there
Airman - March 31, 2010, 4:15 pm
even with the missing R
Airman - March 31, 2010, 4:14 pm
that is funny. LOL
forseti - March 31, 2010, 3:12 pm
LOL!


RULES TO THE INTERNET - Follow them... Or they will get you.... They never forget.


TAGS: rules internet
Rating: 2.94/5

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Insaniac - January 1, 2010, 8:13 pm
Well, it's not really funny, but it's the first Motifake explaining that "rule 34" stuff. This one is like... 87 percent crap, 8 percent sad truth (more or less) and 5 percent "I don't wanna know it."... All in all, rule 36.
rerun - January 1, 2010, 11:05 am

cannot believe I took time to read this
Insaniac - January 1, 2010, 11:02 am
The most important ones: 36 and 42!


MORALS -


TAGS: gay veteran rules
Rating: 4.6/5

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djinnyf - April 10, 2012, 12:32 am
Nice twist!!!! I like the fact that he wrote that on his grave. Denonciating forever! xx
CaptainBaked - April 17, 2011, 5:17 pm
Ah like the asians would say it... niiiice
Airman - April 15, 2011, 5:45 pm
RAFF OUT ROWD
CaptainBaked - April 15, 2011, 5:30 pm
Hey Hawamleh what does ROR mean?
Hawamleh - April 15, 2011, 5:05 pm
ROR
Sean - April 15, 2011, 3:39 pm
To honour and rib at the same time is a very difficult thing to do, but you just gotta think that this Hero is looking down from above and chuckling to himself too.
tellitlikeitis - April 14, 2011, 8:54 pm
Seriously RL, your thinking is off the chart.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - April 13, 2011, 3:58 pm
LMAO....my 18 month old daughter is sitting in her highchair right now looking at me laugh thinking wtf...lol
Peso - April 13, 2011, 2:12 pm
This one is a "classic"! 5Ls
forseti - April 13, 2011, 10:45 am
ROFLMAO! Thought about that pic approximately a month. So glad I didn't upload any of my ideas!! 5 Veterans!
NotoriousGIL - April 13, 2011, 4:56 am
unlike my spelling fail...:(
NotoriousGIL - April 13, 2011, 4:56 am
AWE5SOME!
marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 9:57 pm
OMG this is hella funny!
Airman - April 12, 2011, 5:52 pm
sound advice there RL LOL


THE KEANU RULE -


TAGS: speed keanu rules shoot through
Rating: 4.25/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - April 12, 2014, 10:16 pm
The Ding Chavez rule, if you can't hit the target, let Weber take the shot. The man can hit a penny from a half mile.


RULE .303 -


TAGS: rule 303 breaker morant smle
Rating: 4.05/5

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Millzy - August 23, 2016, 8:26 pm
I'll drink to that.


RULE 63: TERRY BOGARD - Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present: Narutarded - the video game edition.


TAGS: narutarded rule 63 bogard kof
Rating: 3.05/5

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Narutarded - August 27, 2009, 6:22 am
I explained this in the Forums. Briton and I are housemates. We share the same computer. Up until three months ago, that list was valid, but then our IP address changed. Now our aliases are seperate. Oh, and "Brett" isn't an alias, it's my first name.
Derek - August 26, 2009, 6:57 pm
Perhaps 60 aliases, and not one of them as feminine as your photo, Narutarded.
Narutarded - February 11, 2009, 6:26 pm
Nicely done, Briton. I like the comparison. 5/5


RULE NO 8 -


TAGS: aviation rules
Rating: 4.91/5

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Greeny - April 22, 2011, 1:14 pm
Do or die!
Sean - April 22, 2011, 1:02 pm
"there aren't many" I mean
Sean - April 22, 2011, 1:01 pm
That should say "there aren't many..."
Sean - April 22, 2011, 12:43 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooooooooo you have the tact of a world class hostage negotiator. Hell if ever I'm abducted, the moment it stops being fun, I hope yer there to secure my release, uhmmm change that to freedom.
Sean - April 22, 2011, 12:15 pm
The other day I googled "electric strawberry" so in this day and age there aren't insider comments left to be made.
Sean - April 22, 2011, 12:12 pm
Hey, thanks, man. And Greeny too. Take it easy.
GySgt1811 - April 22, 2011, 11:48 am
And, Oh, Greeny.; BTW, "Semper Fi."
GySgt1811 - April 22, 2011, 11:45 am
"Suck" aka "The Crotch," "The Green Machine," "University of Science, Music and Culture," "Uncle Sam's Misguided Children," U Suck My C...(well you get the idea); and so on, ad infinitum, ad nauseaum.
GySgt1811 - April 22, 2011, 11:40 am
Opps! I always thought the G stood for Gonorrhea! Oh well. Silly me. BTW, Sean, you are neither ass nor doucher; but a highly competent, inspiring and respected motifake-ician. Ma hero!
Greeny - April 22, 2011, 6:09 am
Sorry, insider comment... Gunnery Sergeant, Marine enlisted rank E7 is often referred to as 'Gunny' by others who have been in the Corps, which is also affectionately called the 'Suck' for many joyous reasons
Sean - April 21, 2011, 11:31 pm
Ok I understand the first for words of that seven word sentence.
Greeny - April 21, 2011, 11:28 pm
Gy is for 'Gunny' in the suck
Sean - April 21, 2011, 11:22 pm
If I had any class at all I woulda just sent our esteemed colleague a PM. I'm an ass. But NOT a massive douchebag. Ya hear me?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 21, 2011, 11:11 pm
I think it means "Gunnery"....but there's nothing wrong with that. (or that other thing you were thinking)
Sean - April 21, 2011, 11:06 pm
Uhm, Sarge, what does the "Gy" stand for? I'm a confirmed civilian and presumed coward. My country's JAG turned me down way back when, citing something they called "standards." Sheesh.
GySgt1811 - April 21, 2011, 11:00 pm
And Rule No. 7 was WAY too esoteric. I quess there are only two instrument-rated on the site.
marlygirl - April 21, 2011, 10:25 pm
sa-weeet 5L
Greeny - April 21, 2011, 10:17 pm
Evidently Rule No. 6 was about bombing


RULE NUMBER 5 -


TAGS: flying rules
Rating: 4.83/5

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Master - April 24, 2011, 4:38 pm
Looking for the car, I got one of those "lock-up" shopping carts. I literally shoved it across the parking lot. It did make noise, and leave a trail on the asphalt, but no one had any comments about the process... :-) I was sore, later, but I got My way!


RULE 63 - The epic way to do it.


TAGS: rule 63 vincent final fantasy 7
Rating: 4.29/5

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LinkFox101113 - June 14, 2010, 2:54 am
Five females just for knowing that rule, lol.


HYRULE - This explains so much.




HIS NAME IS MOK - So thanks alot.


TAGS: mok my name is rock rule and heavy metal animation animated
Rating: 2.22/5

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BoneCD - August 1, 2009, 7:37 pm
That's a 1...You're going to fucking die!
Sean - August 1, 2009, 3:46 pm
*"... you know wot's ..."
Sean - August 1, 2009, 3:46 pm
jalford, Hun, listen up, k? First you make some friends out there in the real world. Then you say to them, "Hey, you wot's cool ...." And just make sure the part that follows "cool" is age approprate to your (unfortunate) audience.


RULE 34 -


TAGS: rule34 peeps
Rating: 2.67/5

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RULE 63: X-MEN - DAMN!!! Wolverine's even scarier as a chick!!!


TAGS: x men rule 63
Rating: 1.64/5

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Weapon X - August 4, 2009, 2:29 pm
lol...not at all
MO - August 3, 2009, 9:51 pm
By "his" standard threat, I mean Jalford's not yours.
MO - August 3, 2009, 9:49 pm
Well that settles it. Weapon x didn't threaten my life with his standard Jeff Dunham line. And if you're confused as to why I thought you may be Jalfie....check out his collection of 1 lioners. I'm not lion, the largest collection of crap. Ever!
Weapon X - August 3, 2009, 9:43 pm
LOL jake...and no, I'm not Jalford. If I recall, he's the guy that posted a whole fuck-ton of rule 63 shit right? I didn't post this cuz I was getting off on it or anything...just thought Wolvy as a chick is fucking scary...lol
jake - August 3, 2009, 8:12 am
But female Nightcrawler ain't bad. Think of the possibilities: *bamf* *bamf* *bamf*
MrRandom - August 2, 2009, 11:43 pm
My thoughts exactly
MO - August 2, 2009, 11:26 pm
Jalford changed his user name to weapon-x. Subtle, but not really. 1


MOTIFAKE RULE #1 -




FISHING RULES -




REALIZATION - That all those rules we fought so hard... Are probably the reason we're still alive




WHAT AN IDIOT - He left his shoes on


TAGS: obey the rules
Rating: 4.17/5

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GreyScorpion - February 9, 2010, 12:53 pm
LOL!! 5L


WOMEN AND CATS DO WHAT THEY WANT -


TAGS: different species different rules
Rating: 4/5

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Me_ - January 4, 2010, 4:37 pm
That is why there are Irish sunglasses and more than on e way to skin a cat.
BoneCD - January 3, 2010, 3:07 pm
sickartist is on roll...ditto on the rerun comment
rerun - January 3, 2010, 12:35 pm

so very true


THE POOL - I went there as a kid I don't remember it being this creepy


TAGS: pool creepy rules wtf
Rating: 4.85/5

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Olaf - February 2, 2013, 7:09 am
It's not sharks. I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.
twill1962 - August 18, 2012, 10:41 pm
I'm not sure I want to talk to Mike.


AMERICAN MUSCLE CARS -




10 - THE MOST IMPORTANT RULE - MEMORIZE IT! -


TAGS: rules to live by
Rating: 4.52/5

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PUNK RAT - No rules just kick ass rock !




RULE 198 - IF IT'S NOT ON GOOGLE, IT DOESN'T EXIST. NO EXCEPTIONS. -


TAGS: google god rule 198
Rating: 3.52/5

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travesama - January 21, 2010, 1:46 pm
Thanks, I was just reading the rules of the internet and it just came to me
Treehodger - January 20, 2010, 11:28 pm
People need to lighten up. I am a Christan and this is fucking hilarious! 5L! I may even log out just to give it another 5L. That is too funny.


RULE 34 - There is no exception. Ever.


TAGS: rule 34
Rating: 1.95/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 11, 2008, 11:05 am
Like no one has ever seen emoticons made with brackets having sex before.
Amaterasu - November 11, 2008, 9:58 am
I'm stunned. The powers of this rule amazes me. I thought that only Sir Norris could posses such power.
Charles - October 3, 2008, 11:22 pm
Oh wow.


REBEL -


TAGS: kids rules
Rating: 4.67/5

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MissPriss - March 19, 2013, 10:22 am
Hun...you can remember that far back? Impressive! Aww ya know I'm just kidding and/or trying to piss ya off...bahaha...but thanks for the 5L gary! Luvs ya, huggy huggy...kiss kiss.
GaryO - March 17, 2013, 9:09 pm
been there 5L


THE RULES -




VEGAS RULE #1 - What Happens Here, Stays Here.


TAGS: welcome to vegas rule 1
Rating: 4.12/5

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kreowolf - March 23, 2011, 10:58 pm
If that's Vegas Rule #1... What're the others? Or are there any?
MustyK - March 9, 2010, 3:53 pm
I thought he was still there !!
TheGoat - March 7, 2010, 8:40 am
Tell that to OJ!


PERHAPS A SPECIAL HUG -


TAGS: rule unicorn dolphin heimlich maneuver
Rating: 4.11/5

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Verdeckt - February 4, 2012, 11:45 pm
Rainbow, Dolphin, Horn ... Nope, no symbology there.


DAD'S RULES - Rule #2: If you panic, Don't puke.


TAGS: panic rules
Rating: 4/5

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falloutghoul - January 10, 2013, 10:21 pm
Rule #3: If you DO puke, then clean it up.


JUXTAPOSE -


TAGS: simple rule for life think with your heart not your fear
Rating: 3.86/5

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agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 6:06 pm
Airman FTW!
pzykosiz - November 2, 2010, 6:00 pm
very nice aggy. 5L's
Airman - November 2, 2010, 5:04 pm
but without it, there would have been no search for the Holy Grail!!
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 2:24 pm
Thought we'd get a reaction from the christians much sooner. Kudos, UK!
Cubbybear - November 2, 2010, 1:55 pm
Religion just keeps it organized into one convenient bundle. Power in numbers.
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 1:32 pm
sad fact is, without religion, humans would still have a dozen reasons to hate other people... race, country, state, hair color...
TheTrashHeap - November 2, 2010, 1:23 pm
Just because a cult gets really, really popular...(or happens to be thousands of years old) Doesn't make it any less of a cult.
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 1:07 pm
Very true, cubby.
Cubbybear - November 2, 2010, 1:05 pm
Isn't it all Human Nature?
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 12:11 pm
It comes down to mob mentality. Hundreds of thousands of people thinking the same doesn't ever turn out well. A true point: A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals.
culos - November 2, 2010, 12:01 pm
No, you're told what they want you to believe is right. There's a difference there
IllicoPresto - November 2, 2010, 11:58 am
And the simple answer is that if you follow a religion, then you will be told what is right.
Sivark - November 2, 2010, 10:27 am
Excellent comparison of terrorist actions performed hundreds of years ago to acts performed within the last 10 years.


RULE AROUND MY HOUSE - As long as one person LAUGHS.... ITS FUNNY.


TAGS: house rules comedy house fire
Rating: 3.8/5

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CANADA - March 25, 2010, 5:14 pm
lol, nice poster
Derek - March 25, 2010, 4:55 pm
Unlike here - unless it's the moderator ;})


GERMAN PORN -




LIQUID ASSET -




RULE 34 - Not even your punctuation is safe. Next on the list, grammar nazis.




RULE 34 -




ALWAYS REMEMBER -


TAGS: hun rules pillage then burn
Rating: 3.88/5

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Bartimaeus - December 28, 2009, 4:45 pm
Who say Hagar the Horrible has all the answers...or that dreadful Conan O'brien.
Bartimaeus - December 28, 2009, 4:43 pm
An important lesson for young barbarians everywhere. 5/5


NIGHT CRAWLET - Bamf Bamf Bamf ..... AAAhhhh I'm done you can teleport home now.


TAGS: rule 63
Rating: 2.92/5

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MEN - They Wanna Be baddass? They'll be baddass!


TAGS: men baddass power armor rules
Rating: 2.43/5

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Derek - July 30, 2010, 1:13 am
Yep, just Dreddful ;})


ZELDA - An uptight crossdressing bitch who won't put out even after you spent 30 hours trying to rescue her!


TAGS: legend of zelda link ganon hyrule nintendo video game rpg rpgs
Rating: 2.08/5

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notrace13 - September 13, 2009, 3:31 pm
Which is why why have alcohol.
Woodywood03a - August 20, 2009, 6:00 pm
and thats no lie!!!


HEY, CHICKS!! - Pu$$y be damned... I have the --MONEY--, so --I-- make the rules!!!


TAGS: i have the money so i make the rules
Rating: 2/5

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R.S.Jake - January 13, 2010, 6:16 pm
Money, and apparently Hundred of boxes of Nerds. Nice.


CHUCK NORRIS - it only takes those two words to know who pwns...


TAGS: cthulhu chuck norris fsm rulez
Rating: 1.95/5

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Woodywood03a - July 27, 2009, 4:51 pm
Really, who in the fuck is that?
anon - January 8, 2009, 5:08 pm
Cthulhu would easily rape FSM. not that FSM isn't awesome... just rapeable by Cthulhu.
Anon - October 9, 2008, 8:16 pm
"those two words" being "not him"?


Rule The World -




SOME RULES - are easy to live with


TAGS: cocktails rules
Rating: 4.82/5

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fatelvis - May 5, 2012, 1:54 am
5 raised glasses.
GaryO - May 4, 2012, 10:08 pm
Heyyyy, I thought the commandments were on two tablets……..
lgvernon - May 4, 2012, 8:50 pm

[clink]
mariand - May 4, 2012, 5:47 pm
lol... I'll stick around


GOLDEN RULE -


TAGS: calendar priority option rule mariand
Rating: 4.77/5

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Sho - April 18, 2012, 10:22 pm
5L


LIFE LESSONS -


TAGS: youth are are the future rulers teach them right
Rating: 4.73/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2014, 2:13 am
Was the teacher a former Nazi or something of that nature?
motifayk - February 2, 2013, 12:10 pm
The imperial system is a British import like most of US's original pilgrims, maybe some things are better unchanged - like the width of the broad gauge train track...
Doggit - February 2, 2013, 11:24 am
The metric system, "look at the big brain on Brad"
ughomer - February 2, 2013, 5:32 am
Funny! The U.S. is the only country in the "developed world" which steadfastly refuses to adopt the metric system. Why? Moti gets 5L for this one!
Silverheart - February 1, 2013, 8:57 pm

1 kilometer = 0.621371 miles... teacher is wrong, but hard to understand the logic behind '1 kilometer is greater than 1 mile'? Teacher fail, 5 miLes (or 8.04672 kiLometers).


TRENCH RULE - Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo.


TAGS: war trench rule gun fire
Rating: 4.67/5

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EmilioDumphque - January 25, 2012, 5:21 pm
...and incoming fire has "right-of-way".


TODAY'S HOROSCOPE -


TAGS: the onion rules
Rating: 4.65/5

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Tarapin - August 21, 2011, 10:21 pm
Mooooo: One of the Incarnations of Immortality series?
Sean - July 18, 2010, 12:43 pm
Thanks, Moooooooo-ster. My favourite part of The Onion is the Horoscopes. Thought I'd give that format another whack.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 2:47 am
Well done Sean. I just finished a Piers Anthony book that centered on Astrology and this one really speaks too me...or maybe I'm just drunk.....5 Leos


MODERATOR LAWS -




SHE WAS BUILT LIKE A TANK -


TAGS: military rule sex fail learn
Rating: 4.33/5

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Verdeckt - February 7, 2012, 12:53 am
You should submit to Military Lulz site as well


PARENTS -


TAGS: rules
Rating: 4.23/5

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LavaLancer - July 6, 2011, 5:40 pm
You can't win because they know how to spell because.
Demo33 - June 9, 2011, 9:46 am
Wrong! I got my fathers .357 and and plugged the cunts. I think I won.


ACCORDING TO DAD - That one thing can rule your whole life.




LAST BUT NOT LEAST -




RULE 34 - No exceptions.


TAGS: kaiba ygotas 34 rule screw
Rating: 3.23/5

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BLZ - November 20, 2011, 12:19 am
Yep add Sunglasses and Anime is OK. I've seen lots of Anime on here.


DICE RULES - When you jerk off, you’re saying “Hey, I care about me.”




Frisbie Golf -




TERMINAL VELOCITY -


TAGS: aircraft rule crash site
Rating: 4.63/5

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NotoriousGIL - April 27, 2011, 10:07 am
LOL 5L's
Master - April 26, 2011, 1:31 pm
That was supposed to be secret information!
CaptainBaked - April 26, 2011, 2:55 am
HAHA! Nice...


YOUR FIRST HOCKEY GAME - You'll never be the same again


TAGS: live hockey rules
Rating: 4.63/5

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agdaniele - July 28, 2010, 9:02 pm
You never forget your first look at the 5 hole.
pieman - July 28, 2010, 2:56 pm
Ahh. There's Jr. Trying for the 5 hole. He makes me so proud. 5L


PHOENIX, ARIZONA -


TAGS: ironic gun and smoking lobbies rules
Rating: 4.22/5

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sickartist - March 30, 2010, 6:58 pm
Naw Ice. It's legal unles the bar-owner posts no guns at the door.
agdaniele - March 30, 2010, 6:50 pm
Why the hell does anyone need a gun in a bar? Fight like men, for fuck's sake.
ICEMAN - March 30, 2010, 6:45 pm
Hey Sick, when did they change the law? Last I heard bars were still off limits here.
Jmac0585 - March 30, 2010, 5:57 pm
That is because AZ is pragmatic. In other words, they rule.


COLONY RULE #1 - No Beating Around The Bush(es)


TAGS: nudist colony rules
Rating: 3.95/5

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Marvin Wankerstein - December 21, 2009, 8:25 pm
This sign is hilarious and the misspelling helps to enhance the effect.


PUB WISDOM - "If a girl can explain the offside rule, she is not a she"




CRYBABIES - To All You Babies Whining About Rejection: SHUT THE HELL UP And Make A Good Poster




LOOK FOR MY SIGN - I'll Always Be Close By When You Need Me


TAGS: batman rules
Rating: 3/5

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robbidos - November 11, 2012, 12:10 pm
Beware the flying rabbit! lol
Derek - July 18, 2010, 5:35 pm
Great picture - it's really hard to a good sparkler picture like this.


RULES - This One Going To Be Rejected Too?


TAGS: rejected motifake facepalm sigh rules
Rating: 2.69/5

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rerun - August 10, 2010, 9:34 pm

Zack - check your PM's please


COMPANION CUBE -


TAGS: companion cube portal rule 34
Rating: 2.6/5

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I hate that Rule - April 30, 2009, 4:43 pm
One day that shittty Rule is going to get fucked by a lawyer, surprise butsecks for 34, thats what it deservers for doing that to the poor cube..


PERFECTION -




WHEN IN DOUBT PUNCH IT -


TAGS: aircraft rule nine
Rating: 4.74/5

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marlygirl - April 27, 2011, 12:25 pm
LOVE THI5
grimchar - April 27, 2011, 2:07 am
That, my friend, is a B-47 Stratojet (USAF 1951-1977) using JATO (Jet Assisted Take-Off) rockets to get off the ground and gain altitude more quickly.
Airman - April 26, 2011, 12:21 pm
umm.. a B-52 has 8 engines. this is not a B52
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2011, 10:01 pm
It's clearly a tank.....
orbitalstress - April 25, 2011, 8:51 pm
Troll? thats a Boeing B-52 Stratofortress...
GySgt1811 - April 22, 2011, 11:24 am
Geez! Haven't seen nor thought of a B-47 in years! 5 big Steve Canyons!


JOHNNY WALKER WISDOM -




The Clubhouse -


TAGS: golf rules clubhouse twisted words
Rating: 4.6/5

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MissPriss - April 12, 2014, 11:46 am
Thanks for the lions and throwing me under the bus to boot. You sent me the original footage!
JesusWept - April 12, 2014, 7:14 am
Hmm. MissP seems to know a lot about male urination procedure. 5 hidden webcams from me ;)


PUSH THE STICK -


TAGS: flying rules f16
Rating: 4.56/5

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BrainBucket - May 20, 2011, 6:39 am
Makes me think about the guy dubbed "luckiest nugget" at Nellis AFB op Red Flag a few years back. Dropped ordnance on range then performed a "terrain bounce" maneuver (without having to eject afterwards). Featured on AF training films now. Scary but lol
u231000 - May 17, 2011, 6:40 pm
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Budog - May 17, 2011, 12:58 pm
The original caption on the poster reminds me of the commercial where the little old lady says that she can't see, so they tell her to raise the seat, when she does then she say she can't reach the peddles and on and on and on.
Airman - May 17, 2011, 12:18 pm
I guarantee you it isn't exactly tough.. the Generals like low scores. They closed Lowry AFB here in Denver, and turned the base course into a nice public muni. Had to tear down the old cinderblock clubhouse, which had a back meeting room for the brass
Budog - May 17, 2011, 11:25 am
HAFB has it's own golf course LMAO !!!
Airman - May 17, 2011, 11:19 am
I knew that. The problem with the AF is that it came out of the Army.. so all the rules and regs came along. AF pilots do get better tee times though. and yes, they are nuts.
Budog - May 17, 2011, 10:59 am
Airman, just a little inter-service ribbing... Not serious LOL. I live in the same city where Hill Air Force Base is located in Northern Utah. I thing I mentioned that before. Now the "Jar Head" pilots, those mofo's are just plain nucking futs !!!
Airman - May 17, 2011, 10:49 am
Navy pilots are expected to improvise (think Top Gun). Comes with being far from port. AF follows strict flying and mission rules. BUT.. AF gets bombers and Nukes, so it all works out in the end. Not much dog fighting going on anymore
Budog - May 17, 2011, 5:49 am
Training language and I.Q. the difference between the USAF pilots and Naval Aviators...
Reality Lord - May 16, 2011, 10:33 pm

lol...real cute AM
champ99 - May 16, 2011, 4:40 pm
My son is a crew chief on the 16


SMALL IDEAS -


TAGS: cat melon brain power rule cubby
Rating: 4.47/5

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Cubbybear - July 9, 2010, 11:11 pm
Thanks for the [email protected] ThatGuy
ThatGuy - July 9, 2010, 10:50 pm
Nice. 5L's
Cubbybear - July 9, 2010, 1:25 am
No. It was in the pic when I found it
CANADA - July 9, 2010, 12:40 am
Very, very well done! did you make the thought bubble in the pic?
Cubbybear - July 9, 2010, 12:33 am
Thanks...
agdaniele - July 9, 2010, 12:19 am
Love this!


IF IT EXISTS, THERE IS... -




SHHHH -




EGOTISTICAL AND RULES -


TAGS: egotistical lazy rules
Rating: 4.14/5

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BuggattEH - June 27, 2011, 1:45 pm
Viva la revol*burp*ving room.


RULE 34 - Flower Porn? WTF!?


TAGS: rule 34
Rating: 3.66/5

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booger13 - March 28, 2010, 5:29 pm
and somwhere there is a rose dad, wondering where he went wrong (lol, that lucky bee)
Hector - March 26, 2009, 2:21 pm
OOH, Petals.


YELLOW SHIRT -


TAGS: life time human nature power captain rule tv show star trek red
Rating: 3.13/5

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red03golf - May 2, 2011, 5:13 pm
Probably needs Viagra cuz Scotty wouldn't beam him up


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